sometimes-cats:

Bohemian Rhapsody is no one’s favorite song, but also everyone’s favorite song. Like, when someone asks what your favorite song is you never say Bohemian Rhapsody but when it starts playing on the radio I am pretty sure you crank it up and belt out every single lyric and you don’t even care you’re so proud.

(Source: macaronkitty, via chasingcarswithsherlock)

snickidoodle:

d0nn0:

beyoncevevo:

there needs to be a month between august and september 

october???

son i have news for you

(via ugly)

"She tasted like alcohol and memes."

Six Word Story (via yungsaintjesus)

(via anusemoji)

nibit:

420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through

(Source: pearents, via heart)

lordoftheinternet:

some thoughts are so private that you only share them with a therapist or 17,000 people on the internet

(via iwasrepeals)