katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

(via joshpeck)

uunq:

groupinou:

uunq:

CANADIANS: name every american state

Onbama

yes

(Source: mawiler, via spaghettihos)

grumpys:

i hate when you’re not in the same mood as your friend like when you want to slay your enemies and feast on their flesh and your friend wants to dance in a field of daisies and sing for the sake of singing like no stop that grab a pitchfork

(via thesamibear)

forcefields:

it’s so weird that we call our loved ones things that we eat
sugar… pumpkin… honey… baby…

(via circumcising)