rosesalts:

when the moon hits ur eye like a big pizza pie

macklemoré

(via okay)

dontneedyourheroact:

what i love about mythbusters is that once they bust a myth they manipulate their variables until something finally explodes bc we all know why you’re really watching this show

(via joshpeck)

marginalising:

NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT A GOD DAMN RELATIONSHIP AND LOSING WEIGHT AND BEING BEAUTIFUL FOR GODS SAKE GO OUTSIDE AND ROB A STORE AND FEEL ALIVE AS YOU RUN AWAY FROM SECURITY

(Source: jdandachi, via fake-mermaid)

howidiotic:

if i do not see josh peck interviewed by oprah before i die i will not have lived a full life

(via pizza)

trillow:

*on the phone with police after reporting a murder* no you hang up first

(via pizza)

dovvnload:

My parents believe that I’m the only teenager that: is lazy, stays up late, has a messy room, is constantly emitting high energy gamma rays & levitates in midair while chanting in an unknown language

(via onlinegf)

cravings:

things i drop

  • my phone
  • my food 
  • my pens
  • my grades
  • the bass 

(Source: cravings, via okay)

This is Adventureland. We are in a little village clearing far up some tropical river. There is an explorer’s launch at the landing. Let’s climb on board and explore the farther regions of these mysterious waters.

(Source: waltyensid, via disneyfeels)